Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,

Eating her curds and whey,

When down came a spider,

Who sat down beside her,

But did he frighten Miss Muffet away?

Hello, Mr. Spider,

So glad you decided,

To come and share my curds and whey,

You're wriggly and hairy,

But not really scary,

You're welcome to come here and play, today.